Beauty Tips, by popular demand..

2.) I switch between three foundations. If my skinn loks amazing and I need minimal cover up, I use Chanel Pro Lumiere Professional Finish Makeup and Vitalumiere satin smoothing fluid makeup. Both feel very lightweight..I ALWAYS use primer under all foundation! This is key! If my skin is is major need of full coverage makeup (big red zit, etc) I like to use Skinn’s Extreme Protection Line filling foundation  This is great for the red carpet when my skin is NOT in it’s best shape. I have yet to see a zit show up since I started using it. Here is an example.. of skinn foundation hiding a few red zits

Now don’t scream! I look a lil different bare faced! See what I mean below…

3.) The first rule of plucking your own brows is to NEVER overpluck! I learned my lesson by going on top model with my vile sperm looking eyebrows. It looked unnatural on my brow bone. Everyone should clean up the strays and trim, butt that is it! I follow the pencil method. What you do is press a pencil against your nostril  and keep it as straight as possible. This is where your eyebrow should start..
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Pluck any brow that is outside of pencil line…

If your eyebrow does not extend this far, fill it in lightly with a brush and brow powder.

I hope this has been helpful!

I am in shock that any parent in their right mind would let their BEAUTIFUL daughter (and she is a pretty one) go to prom looking like a fucking crack whore hooker! Ladies of the Night sometimes cover more than this!

This girl claimed everybody else loved her dress…SURE they did! Everyone was probably doing nothing but thinking about fucking her ragged. The reason we have parents is so that they can make decisions for us, because untill our brain fully develops at 21, we aren’t capable of LOGIC and REASON. That is sooo fucking apparent in this video. This girl is gonna grow up and be ashamed she ever walked around looking like that at to a school function.

They say she was arrested for her dress, but it sounds more like she was arrested for fucking yelling and screaming and making a scene that they wouldnt let her come in dressed like that…Her parents should have been arrested for having no common sense or class.

I never blame the kids, always the parents. in this case, Mr. and Mrs. Tayler are two of the biggest douchebags EVER…who lets their beautiful baby girl leave their home looking like a fucking hooker? Are you guys trying to set her up for disaster? That dress=Prom night babies. I saw this news story and HAD to write about it. I just got so damn mad at her parents!!! Ladies, some of the sexiest looks out there COVER you…a hint of back or sholders…a glimpse of cleavage all wrapped in form fitting material is much more sexy than wearing nothing, especially to a FORMAL event. Prom does not =Scores!

What do YOU guys think???

My Fair Brady, Babies?
Current mood: contemplative

Many of you have asked if there is going to be another season of My Fair Brady. Let’s see if I can answer this for you… Considering how season 3 ended, the natural progession of the show would be to then document us having a baby…maybe even showing life with a kid in it for us. Being married to a former child star has taught me a few things about what can happen to kids who are forced into the industry. ; ) This is a very  scary thought for ANYONE who thinks their child should be thrust into the spotlight. I have met MANY former child stars and there seems to be an ongoing theme….they kinda fucking hate their parents!

I know some celebs sell their baby photo’s…and I also understand that many people think this is a bad thing. What is worse to you…selling your baby pics and having your kids college paid off, or letting some paparazzi bank big time off you when they catch you outside your home with your child? I would prefer to sell the pics myself and put all the money into a trust fund…even though I would probably be offered about 10 dollars for my pics! ; )  People seem to forget that unless a celeb GIVES this pic away, the press will HOUND them trying to get it to sell themselves! A pic to me is much different than bringing your children onto televison like Scott Baio, Denise Richards, etc, have chosen to do. A pic is just that, a pic. Film is much different.

So, in closing, Chris and I have discussed in length if we would ever bring the public into these most personal and private moments of our lives. The answer is we would rather not ever have to consider it! As two consenting adults, our prior decision to be on tv with our lives was ok. My Mother didn’t allow me to pursue the industry untill I was not only above age, but almost 21! Mom, thank you SO much for being a great Mom! I have seen some FUCKED up shit in this industry. Hell, the other night I went to the Young Hollywood awards. Actors and Actresses waltzed onstage saying “Fuck, Shit, Damn, Lets get drunk, lets have sex, etc, to a room full of underage people. In fact, one person whom I will not name, sat there making suggestive remarks and talking about being drunk…along with cussin like a sailor. Why would this be bad? The girl sitting right in front of her in the audience was none other than Abigal Breslin. In case you don’t know who that is, she is the 12 year old little girl who was in Little Miss Sunshine! Count my kids the fuck out! If I had a child in that audience that night, I woulda choked some Mother Fuckers. Sure, we as adults can curse and drink all we want, but we should have some common sense and not bring it around children! Once innocence is lost, it can never be regained. You all know this first hand!

There will be no more My Fair Brady’s as far as I know. Chris and I are happy having our house to ourselves, untainted by television crews. We have got VERY used to it! (Season 3 of My Fair Brady fimed in late 06, early 07, even though it aired in 08)  To raise a child to be a healthy sound person, they need a healthy environment. Having cameras in my kids face is not my idea of a healthy environment!! Does being pregnant exploit a child? Maybe that mostly just exploits me…which I would rather not do. Who wants to be fat on tv? Any child we decide to bring into this world will NOT touch this industry untill they are old enough to make their own decisions. No acting, no reality shows of them growing up… This is our choice, and I am not bashing others who chose to do differently. It is just my belief that no child should be born with a job…or should have to work a day outside of chores. Why rush it? Being a kid fucking rules!

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EDITED NOTE: Scott Baio had a show about getting knocked up and married. I havent heard of any shows that will follow him raising his daughter. Is this the same as someone like Denise Richards who fought Charlie Sheen and won in court to include her tots on her reality show? I’ve been thinking about that. I dunno, I feel following a pregancy might exploit the MOM more than the unborn child. I think having actual kids may be more exploiting…

What do you guys think…I’d like to know!

He’s just mad that I didn’t share!!!

By the way, my mouth is healing nicely since my oral surgery..no more vicodins for me!

www.celebstoner.com Top CelebStoner. Adrianne Curry is brash about pot and wants the whole world to know why.

“As a semi-celeb, I am sick and fucking tired of people coming down on me for being pro-marijuana,” Adrianne tells CelebStoner. “I’m the bad role model? Why has everyone seemed to miss the countless photographs of their favorite role models and celebs toking up? As long as as someone keeps it under wraps, or sits in denial when they are caught, then it’s ok? Well, not for me. I believe pot is MUCH safer than alcohol or anything else for that matter. I can only hope our government can find a way to make as much money off making it legal as they have making it illegal! I am proud to be picked as the Top CelebStoner, even if there are countless celebs that could burn me under the table. They just dont admit to it! Thank you all!”

Adrianne was born in Joliet, IL in 1982. She had problems with hard drugs as a teenager and went to rehab. After winning the first-ever America’s Next Top Model contest, Adrianne appeared on The Surreal Life, where she met Chris Knight. They began dating and soon had their own VH1 show, My Fair Brady. (Knight played Peter Brady on The Brady Bunch as a child actor.) They were married on the show in 2006.

Adrianne won Stony Awards for My Fair Brady in 2005 and 2006, and has appeared twice on the cover of Playboy.

Take a Lunch Break with Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry

OK, what’s more shocking? The fact that Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry have successful reality television careers and have been married for 2 years OR that 379 million discarded and obsolete external power supplies are destined to end up in U.S. landfills this year alone?

If you answered both you got it right!!! Introducing What’s Under Your Desk — a contest sponsored by the geniuses over at Green Plug. What’s Under Your Desk challenges people to grab a digital camera and snap a shot of…can you guess…WHAT’S UNDER YOUR DESK!!! Then, simply mail it in to the Green Plug blog and cross your fingers that they randomly draw your name.

First prize is lunch with “green advocates” and reality television experts, Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry …also known as Peter Brady and the first America’s Next Top Model (and Playboy covber model), respectively.

Second place is a fancy $500 gift certificate to Walmart (say what you will, but 500 dollars is 500 dollars, ya’ll). And third place is a $250 cash donation to a green charity of your choice.

Green Plug’s CEO, Frank Paniagua, Jr. says, “Consider this a case of show and tell. We’re looking for examples of a problem that plagues each and every one of us — that unsightly tangle of wires, black bricks and wall warts that supply your computer, printer, phone, desk lamp and who knows what else. Just multiply what’s at your feet by millions that’s how it is that a staggering 379 million discarded and obsolete external power supplies are destined to end up in U.S. landfills this year alone.”

The winners will be chosen on Earth Day, April 22. So head on over to Green Plug and show them just what you got cookin’ down there.